Evil toons (1992) Movie Review

 Starring………. David Carradine, Arte Johnson and Dick Miller

Director…….. Fred Olen Ray

Synopsis

This Blend of comedy and supernatural horror is about a cleaning company owner who hires four women to clean an empty, but possessed , haunted house.

Warning spoilers ahead

My review

Next movie review is about evil toons so let’s see if Tommy are evil or not or this just another silly movie from 1992.

Well not sure I remember a movie that had toons that are evil but figure I would check it out look like at start this movie about a book the unleash evil on this house that 3 hot woman and one nerdy one as well Neighbor is creepy because he’s predicting that their body is it gonna be dead soon and must Describe the police he look creepy maybe he has something to with house.

So 4 woman while cleaning the basement they find a case that look cursed something the guy with book at started of movie shows up and after a few dance with a little goofing off and nudity he shows up with my guess evil book and it was that after that we see Nerdy girl who was Embarrassed up in room started taking off her clothes yes more nudity let’s say she doesn’t look too bad after all there ok.

After that she agree to down stairs and look over the book they read it and boom that when toons started showing up dog is horny and guess kills her then becomes her so is how it after it kills it maybe becomes the person and feeds can but so far I just see one toon only a few mins before it comes human and that it look like then you have a guy in black suit Peeking around the corner many times but they saved him for the best for last I guess.

I will say this was chessy movie they said toons but only see 1 toon Torturing everybody pretty much after toon died everybody who die came back and it ended with guy saying it Saturday morning don’t you like a good toon and it ended dumb.

Have to say not worst I see not best either acting was bad some nudity they should of name this evil toon then evil toons because I only see one toon for not long little bit of nudity too fake teeth and a guy walking around in black suit and hat doing nothing unit end though so not much horror for this movie can of silly for a 1992 movie is pretty much all I got left to say not much in this one.

I give evil toons (1992) a rating of 6/10 

Slime City (1988) Movie Review

 Starring………. Robert C. Sabin, Mary Huner and T.J Merrick

Director……….. Gregory Lamberson

Synopsis

Alex realizes he’s Rented in the wrong crumbling NYC building when he learns it’s being run by an occult leader and haunted by his undead followers.

Warning spoilers ahead

My Review

Another 80’s movie I hope is good so let see what I think about here on a Saturday night next movie review is slime city which sounds a little silly title for a horror movie well after watching it here is what I think.

Must say this is another odd movie about a guy who eat something green that look like jello then after that he wakes up all slime and gross then he kill’s himself and turn back into Alex for some reason he keep on eating and drinking the green and turn into more of slime monster ugly he look as well will say kills are indeed gory and bloody does he look scary will say some look like pretty good makeup there some.

Last 10 mins he tell the truth to his girlfriend and become slime monster yet and last 10 mins indeed weird and stuff but last 10 mins was what horror is not a good ending for Alex that was indeed probably lots of slime used at end there not a bad horror but not greatest one either.

After that last 10 mins of movie Alex will need a mop to wipe up I guess that happens after you drink green jelly that turns you into slime monster that kills his girlfriend did put on one heck of battle she the know the person she love was gone will say if this came out in theaters back in days bet people walking out say wtf was that like I did if they had a big slime finish for last 10 mins that was it the ending of movie was confusing did not say what happen to girlfriend just two ladies saying that easy then it roll to credits.

This movie I will say this one time only do not plan on watch it much more but if you do get rid for lots of slime in this one as it indeed fit the title of slime city from 80’s.

I give slime city (1988) a rating of 6/10

Paganini Horror (1988) Movie Review

 Starring……… Donald Pleasance, Jasmine Main and Daria Nicolodi

Directed by…………. Luigi Cozzi

Synopsis

Life truly goes to bloody hell when a sexy-all girl band records a rare song by a composer who was rumored to have sold his very soul to the devil.

Warning spoilers ahead

My Review

Another movie I be reviewing is from director Luigi Cozzi who director and wrote the black cat movie which was the black cat hopefully this one is better horror movie then that one.

When movie starts we see a girl kill her mom I’m bathtub wonder if one of girls is one who killed there mom in bathtub early anyway the record Producer is getting tired of same songs so one of guys to find a some what even more creepy Is Donald Pleasence shows up with a death voice he gives the song lyrics the Combination lock was number 666 to open and inside was lyrics I don’t think I would take a song Lyrics was that lock number look haunt as well but when it comes to fame they would anything.

Later then we see someone get stab but turn out they are making a movie this reminds me of black cat where odd things started happening and it got very gory and bloody not too long now director seems to being doing a story on all girl band with a twist trust me if you not see Luigi Cozzi stuff get ready for a very bloody and gory stuff.

First murder Is one of band members who gets killed by a guy in a mask then seems like song they record is probably curse or it opening to gate way to hell as we see later they can not get out of there so they seem to trap with a huge force that keep them there must be one bad song that is for sure.

Later on there friend gets suck up in the hole of ground Kate is probably going to be Possessed or is dead ends up she was not so later all 3 think to get rid of evil playing music would get rid of evil force keep them there they try to leave but nope did not work one of friend after that was killed in a very gory way being Squished ouch so came down to one almost look like she going to get killed the sun raise kills evil off but then we find out truth that this start all over again and I was right the girl at start was mastermind of it the whole time what a weird ending for a strange movie.

Well a very gory and bloody movie from Lugi Cozzi there will give it that but plot was a little bit confusing a little so the song was cursed but that ending was a little confusing what odd is see Donald Pleasence being the bad guy with creepy the voice my guess he was a demon or something more could of been told for his character this movie could of been better just for plot other wise blood and gore was scary will say so indeed good horror on that acting was again not best but good is this something I would watch again let’s say maybe I would around Halloween time I will say to close this out I think Donald Pleasence had a better role in Halloween movies then this dark movie that is for sure is all I got left to say.

I give Paganini Horror or Paganini (1988) a rating of 5/10

Alison’s Birthday (1979 or (1981) review

 Starring…………… Bunney Brooke, John Bluthal and Joanne Samuel

Director……….. Ian Coughlan

Synopsis

During a Ouija board session, 16 -year-old Alison is warned not to go home for her 19th Birthday. 3 years later, She is summoned by her aunt and uncle .

Warning spoilers ahead

My Review

So what did I think of this one well will say opening was odd look like a spider web it was fake but look like it was on a mirror or something ends up being Ouija board type thing they are asking for a Spirit in the room there was a Spirit name Aliison and give her a message not to go to home for 19th birthday the girl think it jokes but then glass breaks and then in deep voice turns out to be her father possessed this her and freaky stuff happens a bookcase falls on girl killing her crazy first opening then after that they go to opening credits they should of down that before opening there like most movies hope this don’t ruin the movie.

Then we go to what could be a guy buying a laserdisc nope just a music Record not a laserdisc bummer would of cool 😎 moment there so what this bad Serious threat we’ll later on her aunt tells her uncle been sick and may not make so she doesn’t take warning Serious and go to her uncle and aunt’s house they seem fine but I bet they are hiding something. She then goes to place where aunt told not to go she see 4 stones and heard some thing laugh in a creepy way music fits in well they are slowing build something up that leads to 19th birthday someone in wheelchair turns out to be a great grandmother she seems creepy as well as movie goes on aunt and uncle don’t want boyfriend to come to her party and it is a family thing only.

Later on after fight she starts having odd dreams like stones with someone say posse me then it gets odd so wonder if this a dream or real turns out it was a dream.

This movie does get dark as you go though go but seems slow a little build up to her 19th birthday pretty much up her boyfriend to try and stop what going happen but he is catch in line of fire and is in danger as well Alison is not see in 2 half much 15-20 mins just boyfriend being chase or trying to find out mysterious of her birth and Time as well.

So what happens in last 10 figures it was a cult her aunt and uncle was part of cult the boyfriend did show up and save her but it was too late as she was possessed by demon that was in old lady I guess and that ending was creepy as well which was not a happy ending soon as old lady was talking about Pete I go so this is secret that she been warn about wow what a ending there crazy twist way,

Well not a bad movie not best I will say ending was little bit mind blowing what they did to Alison was sad so mean as well mess up people there is boyfriend was not time at all was letdown they kill him off fast probably so they can show us how it ended there it’s started off as a warning and she did not listen and that how it ended well did I like this one well for a horror movie it was ok not best started off good but just went slow from there unit dark ending mess up ending as for acting can of chessy though but will say music fit in well for the movie so would I watch this again maybe not sure but it worth a check if your a horror fan but the ended Will probably make you go wtf though I guess in the end she should of listen to warning.

That all for this week have a good night.

I give Alison’s Birthday (1979) or (1981) a rating of 6/10